“二(🕕)战(🍅)”时期(🔨),盟(méng )军要实(🥇)施(shī )安(ān )奇奥登陆计划(huá ),迫于对一(🛍)门(mén )叫(🕰)安奇奥(🍥)大炮的超级武器的忌(jì )惮,要派两个精锐特(tè )工去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(⚫)被派(pài )了去(👑),最后经过(🎡)一连串搞笑(xiào )事件,阴(yīn )差阳错的(🐖)最(🕌)后(hòu )完(wán )成了任务。 片段一:德(🚑)国人在(🕕)北非布置了一个陷(🚢)阱,准(zhǔn )备(🚣)了一幅假的防(fáng )(🛑)御工(😞)事地(dì )图(❔)让这二个士兵带(dài )回去。他(🙂)们却阴差阳错(🙌)的拿走(🌞)了真的地图,最(zuì )终(🎾)赢得了战役。 (🧤)片段(duàn )二(🤲):(🕙)他们(😍)化(💠)装(zhuāng )(👺)成(chéng )管道工(🎋)潜入德(dé )军(🧟)在意大利(lì )的(🕯)司(🌮)令部,给他们卫(💹)生间(jiān )的管道(👊)修得乱七(🐾)八糟,把将(🏻)军(🐛)淋(🌹)了个落汤鸡(jī )。将(🌪)军(jun1 )去换(huàn )衣(💹)服,拉开(kāi )抽屉(tì )发现一套新的军(jun1 )服,于是洗头洗脸准备(bèi )换上新军服(fú )的时候闭(bì )着眼把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水(shuǐ )倒进(jìn )抽屉里(lǐ )了(柜子旁边有一个废(👛)水(🕕)桶(😳))。那个将军(🔪)是最主(zhǔ )要的一(🧘)个(💅)配角,很有意思(sī )。到影片(🍹)结束(shù )前1分钟(zhōng )(⏺),都没(méi )有(yǒu )一(🐈)句(jù )台(tái )词。最后说了一句“谢谢”。 片段(duàn )三:德军有(yǒu )一门超级大炮俯视(shì )(🏗)着联军将要登陆的海滩(tān )。这(🍈)二个士兵(bīng )居然化装(zhuāng )成希特勒和(♈)随从,去视(shì )察(chá )大炮,把大炮炸掉了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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